Monday, November 29, 2010

Dead Mouse and the Dirty Ground

when I know you're not arouuuuuuuuuuuund. (8)   Channeling the White Stripes there for a minute, sorry, but I'm better now.

Mat stepped on a dead mouse this morning. Boy was he not happy. All I hear is UGH UGH UGH UGH and gagging noises and I'm like "oh did you step in cat puke?" since unfortunately that is not unheard of in our household. And hes like I REALLY HOPE SO BUT I THINK IT WAS A MOUSE. I try to assure him no no no what are the chances of that but then I turn the light on and put my trusty glasses on and BOOM it is a mouse and OH GOD IT WAS DISGUSTING!!!

 BARRRRRRRRRF!!!! Then being the caring, loving fiance that I am I cleaned it up, gagging the entire time, so he wouldn't have to.  Oh man I can't state enough how gross it was. It might just haunt me forever. Silly mouses, why don't you just move out!! The cats live here now and THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU!! 

  

3 comments:

  1. AAAAHHHahahahahhaha. omg that is so freaking gross. especially in bare feet. i would be pretty pissed off at kitty... fortunately milo's a big baby and is actually afraid of moths, so I'm sure a mouse would have him running...
    what about non-killy traps? then you could set them free.... but they might find their way back in. Any idea where they're coming in from?

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  2. The house is on cement blocks so there is no real basement. We have no idea how they are getting in besides from underneath but it probably involves some rodent treachery and definitely involves being a total asshole. If we live trapped them they'd only come back, probably really mad. The joys of living in an old house in the country. *sigh*

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  3. Also, I'm now picturing Milo running away from a moth. I think you should videotape that next time it happens lol.

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