Pictoirs

 Pictures + Histoir= Pictoir. I'm pretty sure it's awesome and also bilingual so... double awesome?

 And these are fishies of death who will kill anything that is smaller and more adorable than they are

FISHIES!

We bought 25 fish yesterday to stock our tank. We DID have a betta, two fancy guppies and some tetras buuuuuuut I might have forgot to turn the tank heater on when we were gone and the temps went very low (grrr) and all but one fishie froze to death. Yes I feel appropriately terrible. I did however bring one fancy guppy back to life and he is now King Shit of all the other fishes and bosses them around so I feel the tiniest bit better knowing that I saved his life... even though I totally caused the reason for his near death experience... and the death of my other fish... well let's forget all that, Christmas is not the time for guilt!


Anyhoo we went to Big Al's for their BOXING DAY BLOWOUT (PRICES SO LOW WE MUST BE CRAZY!) and ended up buying a net, a ph/ammonia tester and 25 fish for $75 bucks. Not too bad.

 I had done research on all of the fish I was planning on buying except the Rummynose tetras I wanted had Ich so I ended up getting some GOLDEN PANCHANXes instead because Mat liked the look of them. I asked the guy multiple times if they would be okay with the other fish, namely the neon tetras and he promised me they would. They had the "Community tank" sticker on their cage too. Fucking liarfaces.

Not 10 minutes into putting the fish together the panchanxes were eating and chasing the poor neons. I was horrified to see a panchanx (which is not a huge fish by any means) swimming around with the tail end of a neon tetra hanging out of its mouth. It was also kind of cool to see but that is evil and heartless of me so forget I said that. I had no choice but to put the neons in a bucket and unfortunately a few died overnight so looks like the three lone survivors (out of 9) are stuck living in the big tank until they get eaten or the store lets me return them. *They aren't accepting returns during their BOXING WEEK BLOWOUT!*
I also watched one of the Panchaxes taking a gigantic neon tetra sized poop today. Nature is WHACK!



DEAR NEON TETRAS,
I'M SO SORRY LITTLE FISHIES I DIDN'T KNOW THE INNOCENT LOOKING YELLOW FISH OF DEATH WOULD EAT YOU AND I KNOW THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER BUT I DIDN'T! I SHOULD HAVE RESEARCHED THE SPECIES BUT I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST A FISH STORE BECAUSE LIKE THAT IS THEIR ONLY JOB, TO SELL FISH AND NOT LET PEOPLE BUY FISH THAT WILL EAT ALL THEIR OTHER FISH. MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES FOR GETTING YOU EATEN.   DON'T WORRY, KARMA WILL GET ME ONE DAY.  -TARA

Also- one of the fancy guppies is missing so I am quite sure one of the Death Fish of Death ate it. I don't know HOW such a small fish could eat an entire guppy but I had three guppies and now I have two. My super good math skills tells me that that means one is missing. Bad fishies!

I will blog!

I keep intending to continue blogging on a regularish basis but never come through on that intention. Buuuut... I promised myself I would quit Facebook in the new year and I intend to keep that promise. Instead I am going to create a blog and maybe some friends will like it and be interested enough to leave me comments! I'm looking at you, Jen!!! Leave me comments!

Anyhoo, what have I been up to lately... candle making, candle parties, and weird dreams. That's pretty much it. Christmas is this coming weekend and not only am I completely unprepared I am completely NOT feeling it! I do not want to go to all these family obligations (sorry family!) and can't believe that it's already almost 2012. We have less than a year to live! Orgies, everyone, orgies! Just kidding in that I do not actually think the world is going to end in 2012. We are in for big changes in the coming years though but let's not get all depressing up in here.


HERE IS MY NEW FISH TANK. ISN'T IT PINK AND AWESOME!?!?!

And this handsome mofo right here is Taco. (tacotacoburritoburrito)

Another Whacky Dream

Well I think I should start documenting my dreams on here since they're frequently so goddamn crazy. Last night we watched Monsters, an alien type movie which explains the theme about this dream. Anyways here goes:

Okay, so I start out trying to get a flight out of here because alien creatures are taking over. I have to bring my hamster (I don't have a hamster) and all I can find to put him in is a fish tank, which I carry into the plane with no problem but I'm standing there in the arrivals thinking about how easy it was to get my hamster into *whichever country I flew to* and then it hits me that I might have trouble getting my hamster back into Canada and then a significant part of my dream is spent worrying about how I am going to get my hamster back into Canada and how do you even quarantine a hamster and what will the process be. Yeaaaaah. Then I guess Mat woke me up, which he does every single goddamn morning going to the bathroom, and that part of my dream faded away and then I'm running from aliens/bad men and I find a safehaven and my hamster is there waiting in his fish tank which is now full of water. I'm not the least bit concerned and in fact he is having a great time in there although he does look a little sad to be so wet. Somehow I find a pet store and buy him two other hamsters to play with then I'm worried they won't get along and maybe these hamsters can't breathe underwater and then I'm getting chased down by Donald Sutherland who is in this giant blue Cadillac. I lure him into the water and the car starts sinking and I'm on top of the car jumping up and down yelling something about you won't ever fuck with me or my hamsters ever again!! So then Donald Sutherland dies and I'm walking back somewhere and then I woke up.

Fluffy cute babies of fluffness

 This is my buddy Norm. As soon as I pick him up he falls asleep.